We go through our favorite Christmas jams including: "Father Christmas" by The Kinks, "The Bonny" by Gerry Cinnamon, "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses, and...

The boys laugh at female cops who really shouldn't be there.

Before taking calls and reading cop letters, we discuss the Oath Keeper's sentence, Tommy Robinson's new documentary about fake news, and stupid white kids who...

We got kicked off our call software so no calls tonight. One cop and one robber covered Trump on CNN, scaredy cops, beaten to death for a DUI, auditing cop beha...

What's worse: John Leguizamo in The Pest or Croc Martens?

(Livestream replay.) Ryan makes his suit worth it by becoming a gay Joker the whole show.

After analyzing Ye's philosophy, we take 100 calls and advise a newlywed to give up on the evil bitch who just canceled their marriage after 15 months.

Trooper Dickman pops by so we talk about the 25 LAPD recruits who were run over by a stoned Mexican. This leads to a whole series of videos showing what it's li...

What other show has 79-year-old abortionists screaming at Catholics, prison stories, calls from prison, fist fights, virgins, Weird Al, Joe Biden, Elon Musk, an...

Terrence Howard has some new "owdest symbos" and everyone pretends he's not insane. Then, we take a hundred calls and learn listening to music is gay.

State Trooper Dickman pops by and we do a deep dive on the dangers of Drag Queen Story Hour.

Our host realizes his head of sales is not his head of sales but a prankster who got inside the company and totally Andy Kaufman-ed them! Also, shit went down a...

From now on, if you don't have the Sprinkles, you have the shartles. Also, Linewives VS. Bucket Bunnies, bar culture, weak men, Butt Boys, Ignoble Beard, and co...

Typos aside, Matty and the boys look at pictures of pretty girls and RATE them. Then, it's a lot of military callers complaining about the woke destruction of t...

Sylvia's back and she inspires us to go back in time and examine comedy greats like Lenny Bruce.

Live show is early this month so Ryan can take his baby to Disney. Matty describes what it's like to get out of prison. Spoiler alert - it's complicated.

Ryan, Matty, and Gav go through a song with 50 rappers on it and take apart every single line they say.

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Matty leaves for vacation so our intrepid host scrambles to fill the hole with Slyvia and Linda. They both say no so Ryan makes do with some funny imitations th...

Swamped by new mail and calls, we plow through and try to cover important news like fake Proud Boy implications on this FBI attack and the ridiculous assumption...

After trying to figure out why some dude in a giant costume would avoid black kids, we take a bunch of calls including some dude who accidentally got a chick pr...

The guys discuss the newly announced Sino-Russo reserve currency, Matty regales us with stories of guns and nearly dying, and for some reason Ryan is wearing on...

We try to watch Day 8 of the Jan 6 hearings but we'd rather talk to Matty about his cellmates like Christopher Rocancourt who convinced the world he was a Rocke...

We introduce a new friend who doesn't actually show up but there's letters from prison and angry flat earthers telling us we got it all wrong.

We go through the stultifying lack of meritocracy in Western politics and laugh at the glaring incompetence these affirmative action hires bring the world. We a...

We spend the first half of the show mocking NYT's Alan Feuer for his pathetic NPR interview where he appears convinced anyone who disagrees with him is literall...

Live at noon we go through breaking news with NY gun laws and Jan 6 delays. At the end of the show, we realize Biden did something even grosser than ruining the...

Clown World's version of what our world is so far from reality, it's basically a cartoon. We don't want gays reading to kids just because they're gay? We wanted...

Matty, Ryguy, and G-Dog livestream the "congressional committee hearing" that basically argues Trump made Proud Boys initiate an insurrection. NONE of this is t...

Gavin, Ryan, and Matty (Syl is still ill) enjoy Matt Walsh's new trans movie, Chin Diesel, and the thirty or so years the Rollins Stones were as good as Rancid.

At the beginning of the show we're given a bunch of cute kids to hang out with but two hours later, they are ripped away from us forever.

We open a hundred t-shirts from hi-vis fans and lament the death of Otis Redding.

Ryan gets a new nickname and Sylvia is back from the hospital and ready to talk dirty!

We bring a cop and a criminal on the show to try to understand why they're so similar.

Our intrepid host declares war on his own family because they totally ignored him while he searched for his glasses for an entire day despite the fact that they...

Musk has $45b for Twitter, Florida told Disney to fuck off, CNN+ is done, and Johnny Depp has been vindicated. What a banner day here in Clown World!

From a real bad shooting in Grand Rapids, Michigan to cochlear implants, Coca-Cola, and squirrels playing basketball.

After laughing at Biden's inability to form a sentence and getting horrified by how unbelievably gay Disney has become, the boys get inundated with relationship...

Fans call in and thanks us for screaming: "Put a ring on it. Make some babies. You've been partying for over a decade. If you haven't sown your wild oats by now...

Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav"...

A powerfully inebriated Gavin plows through hours of calls in a blackout.

Dua Lipa is in trouble for stealing songs but did she? What's stealing a song?

The gang sits down to discuss sex, love, and marriage.

Turns out, the chimp knows a thing or two about Ukraine. Also, dancehall sucks.

The Baby Monsters try to change their name to Pool Shitters and fail.

We avoid the mailbag and take calls while extolling the virtues of the local pub.

We talk to Gavin's brother about the convoy until he almost freezes to death.

While the radical left tries desperately to "dismantle the nuclear family," we need to bear down and stop allowing liberal whims to destroy our children's lives...