So Mexican scientists unveil a new set of alien mummies they found in Peru that are apparently 1,000 years old. Are we not interested because we are jaded? Or is it clearly a hoax meant to distract low-IQ Redditors? You decide. Plus, we look at the invasion of 5,000 Africans onto a small Italian island, how baby-faced teens thought they scammed the cash app but ended up $50,000 in debt, polyamorous non-binary families are a thing now and so much more on this episode of Nightly Offens*ve.