At the top, a few words about President Trump. I didn't go into the indictment issue, because I think the Manhattan DA has all but officially blinked on that. That's one disappointed grand jury, but they'll get on alright. It just wasn't meant to be.
Stacey Abrams has some new position, btw, where she's the Johnny Appleseed of power. She's going to be helping us all switch over to something called "electricity." Hmm, whatever. I'm happy burning logs.
Out of nowhere (SHOCKING VIDEO) a guy buries an ax that didn't belong to him deep into the skull and brain of a guy sitting nearby, eating. They hadn't even spoken. - THIS STORY IS FROM TULSA, OCT 22. NEW TO ME, THE VIDEO WAS EXTREME.
SOME OTHER STUFF AND THEN FINALLY - A FORMER NYC TEACHER WAS FIRED (SO YOU KNOW SHE HAD TO HAVE DONE SOME REAL BAD SHIT) FOR HAVING SEX WITH A 16-YR-OLD, SCHIZOPHRENIC BIOLOGY STUDENT. TONS OF QUOTED TEXTS, A RECORDED PHONE CALL AND ONE SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF HUSBAND, WHO WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF CALLING THE NY POST TO MAKE SURE THE

PAPER KNEW HE'D KICKED HER OUT AND WAS DONE WITH HER. THE COUPLE HAS THREE KIDS. THE STORY HAS ONE MORE TWIST. WHAT A TALE, AND A PERFECT DEBUT FOR A NEW SEGMENT, "BITCH, YOU ARE CRAZY."
I APPRECIATE YOU LISTENING, AND IF YOU LIKE IT, FEEL FREE TO SHARE IT WITH WHOEVER ELSE. IT'S THE DAWN OF A NEW GOLDEN ERA OF NYC CRIME REPORT, AND I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.