On tonight's NYCCR Pat is joined by Layton Benton, Kelli Provocateur, Mandy Stadtmiller, and Detective Dakota chatting it up about the travel ban, "cannibal cop," interracial sex, a lovely letter from "Guns for Tards," we hear about the recent oculus escalator whoopsie, and they get into some porn. The gang discusses Muslims, an elevator attack, Gambian garb, Trader Joes, they critique some porn, Bill Burr calls in, and Ikon Skypes in to talk about Florida crimes, tards with guns, a broke ass mayor, a complete dance party breaks out, Mandy interviews Detective Dakota and Leyton, and we go out with some fart porn.