On tonight's NYCCR Pat is joined by Petey DeAbreu and J.R. Havlan learning a NYPD captain's thoughts on date rape, Sebastian Maniscalco chimes in on rape, the guys further discuss types of rapes, stay rapey with a Jezebel article regarding rape and a clip from "mattress girl," and Matt Fulchiron Skypes in to talk about rape. We see some NY newspaper covers, the guys go on to talk about a dead gay dude possibly killed by a masseuse, we get Sebastian Maniscalco's hot take, find out about DamselNoir.com, hear the latest from The Oasis Hotel (hot sheets), and Matt Fulchiron talks gross hotels. They go through "this week in dead baby's," we see a gorilla that can't get over its kid's death, check in with last week's dick cutter offer, Matt Fulchiron gives his two cents on having your dick off, and the guys give up their plugs.