Pat begins NYCCR with stories about a stinky corpse and a leather daddy, Kevin Downey Jr., Lucas Connelly, and Vince August join the panel to discuss Troy Ave being charged with attempted murder, a husband who killed his wife's rapist, a Wall Street plunge, and we get a Jersey update from Justin Flanagan. The guys then chat about drugs, mushroom eating Mario chimes in, they go on to discuss a kiddie porn USB, a fiddling porn fucker, end games on child molesting, we check back in on Mario, Helaine Witt offers up a reason for a Chinese face slashing, and the gang "lol's" at kids lighting themselves on fire, a tomahawk butthole showdown, and Man Vs. Depression.