Today's episode begins giving props to Amy Schumer, Jackie Martling, Larry Izzo, and Asian Gavin McInnes join Pat to chat about Jackie's career, Larry's pest control background, and Gavin does what Gavin does best. They then discuss a story about an iPhone robbery, shooting up a Bentley, a dead wife on a dolly, they yap about killing their spouses and hitting women, and go through a story about a murder-suicide, one on an abandoned Capuchin monkey, and Al Pacino chimes in. We hear news stories on dirt bike knuckleheads and bike gangs, Vicki Tim Skype's in to talk about her molesting, the gang discusses trash bags and rats, Al Pacino pops in to talk rats, we hear about a pop star rape suit, an NYPD beekeeper, and Russian Mike reports live with his lack of feelings.