The New York City Crime Report is the most irreverent show focussed exclusively on crime in America's largest city (world's loneliest town).
THIS WEEK: 39-year-NYPD veteran, NightWatch Detective Pete Panuccio returns to add his expert commentary on the latest crime stories, including:

DAMN ILLEGALS: Two illegal aliens with extensive rapsheets shot an off-duty border agent in the face. They have been apprehended. They had remained free in the US thanks to the Big Apple's sanctimony city policies and criminal justice reform laws.
QUEENS: The "Watch King" - a well-known jeweler who promotes himself on IG (500K followers) was, surprise, robbed in front of his home. The guys were dressed as construction workers and made off with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of bling, which they took directly off the guy.
MANHATTAN: A crazy White bomber ditched a number of homemade explosive devices on the roofs of a couple of Soho buildings and on the subway tracks of the Williamsburg Bridge. No motive has been determined, but he looks really crazy. Could be an op.
SUBWAY: A woman says she was punched in the head by a crazy woman who first demanded an apology.
In the episode, another news story analysis that reveals you must look closely at a story to see what's being left out, and also how the news will frame a perpetrator as a victim.
Douglas Nelson's New York Post Stories leads off with a tale of violence and stealing.
Pete Panuccio explains why he can't altogether dismiss female cops as potentially valuable servants of the public.
Plus more stories. Don't forget to watch Jokes Kill LIVE on Mondays and Thursdays at 11pm, right here on Compound-Censored.tv.