INTRO: Fear of Calling a Spade a Spade (0:00-9:40) • Firmer Erections for White Men (9:40-12:31) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Raspberries (12:31-34:59) • FUNNIEST MEN ON EARTH: Bob Uecker (34:59-1:01:10) • VOICEMAIL: Travis the "Semi-Professional Plumber" Says I'll Have to Spend Thousands of Dollars to Replace the Tub That Last Week's Idiot "Plumber" Damaged; Nick From El Paso Wonders Why I Didn't Punch the Idiot Plumber; Ray From Massachusetts Asks Whether I've Changed My Message Over the Years to Suit the Times (1:01:10-1:20:07) • THE BADDEST WHITE MAN ON THE PLANET: Pat Dixon Joins La Pantera Blanca As We React to the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight Between Oleksandr Usyk and Tyson Fury (1:20:07-2:42:08)