INTRO: White Girl Twitch a Lot (0:00-12:14) | The "Deck of Cards" Workout (12:14-16:51) | MUSICAL JUSTICE: The Residents (16:51-48:45) | TV MAUSOLEUM: "Naked City" (1958-63) (48:45-1:25:37) | VOICEMAIL: If I Could Have any Muscle Car From the Late 60s/early 70s, Which Would it Be?; If Society Broke Down, Would Different Races Form Alliances With Each Other Against Other Races?; How Do I Feel About Thomas Sowell?; If Tucker Carlson were to Interview Haitian Ganglord Jimmy "Barbecue" Cherizier, what should he ask him? (1:25:37-1:43:10) | WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Wales Elects the First Black Leader of Any European Country (1:43:10-2:01:25); German Police Raid Homes of "Misogynist" Shitposters (2:01:25-2:07:55); Eighth-Graders Face Criminal Charges for Holding a Mock "Slave Auction" on Snapchat (2:07:55-2:18:21); Dildo Shop Owner Rabbi Shmuley Boteach Sez: "Jews Must Be Feared Rather than Loved" (2:18:21-2:42:17); Survey: Gen Z Is Extremely Gay and Has More Trannies Than All Other Age Groups Combined (2:42:17-2:46:12); Study: Nearly Half of Americans Can't Tell a Fact From an Opinion (2:46:12-2:51:31) | USE THE NEW PROMO CODE "BALLS" FOR A 20% DISCOUNT (2:51:31-2:52:47)